Archive for October, 2007

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Max Payne DVD Extra

Since it’s Halloween it seems like the perfect time to give you readers a little treat: a special feature from the canceled Max Payne: Director’s Cut DVD. It supposedly contained three hours of additional cut-scenes, rendered in all of their overwrought captioned glory. Unfortunately, the DVD was never released due to a terrible accident suffered […]

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Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

4 Days Gone

Where have the updates been for the last several days? Frankly, I have no idea. I just woke up at my keyboard with no memory. The only things I know for sure are that my tinfoil helmet is missing and my lower extremities feel like I’ve been riding a horse bareback for the better part […]

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Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Seaman Wins, Humanity Loses.

In the abysmal Japanese sales charts, Seaman 2 debuted at number one, selling only 33,000 copies. That’s the lowest any game has ever sold and still come out on top in Japan, beating out the previous crap sales champ Halo 3. Still, number one isn’t bad for a game that features an animal with the […]

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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Please! Stop!

I was half kidding about yesterday’s post. Seriously. I just want to let Ubisoft and Free Radicals know that, because clearly it had an affect. Apparently, their response was to let the world know about their game’s tie-in single, “Haze” by Korn. Do they usually answer pointed commentary by viciously punishing the youth and people […]

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Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Haze of Guilt

In an interview over at Gamasutra, Rob Yescombe, the writer for the upcoming PS3 FPS Haze, describes one of the developer’s goals for the project:
We want people to feel a little bit guilty about what they’re doing… We want you to feel claustrophobic, trapped inside this body doing these things and thinking, “Well fuck, I’m […]

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