Archive for October, 2007
Saturday, October 20th, 2007
Dumbledore? Gay.
During a Harry Potter event at Carnegie Hall, J.K. Rowling revealed to adoring fans that Dumbledore is gay, validating all Dumbledore and “Gandolf the Gay” slash fiction in one fail swoop. This will also set off a weeks worth of terrible “Brokeback Wizard” jokes, which will make us all regret that J.K. Rowling ever became […]
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Thursday, October 18th, 2007
Fight the Power
Is there any better way to fight the overreaching hands of the government than posting pictures of yourself online? If you are a hot girl, 9 out of 10 Internet users would say, “No,” and add, “More cleavage, please.”
To fight against the government regulation of videogames, the Video Game Voter Network has started a Wall […]
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Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
Hitman is Harder
The rumor that was previously reported, regarding the upcoming Hitman film, has turned out to be false. Director Xavier Gens is still working on the film and it will definitely not be edited down to PG-13. The truth is, the movie will probably be rated a “hard R.” I have no idea what a “hard […]
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Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
Love
Film industry analysts believe that the poor performance of the new Ben Stiller romantic comedy, The Heartbreak Kid, is related to the launch of Halo 3. Most Halo 3 fans are huge romantic comedy buffs. Unfortunately for Ben Stiller and his comedic antics, their romantic urges were adequately filled by the sight of Master Chief […]
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Monday, October 15th, 2007
Computer Chair Analysts
GameSpot reports that analysts have come to a unanimous decision on September console sales: the PlayStation 3 was definitely last. Other than that, there was no consensus on who came out on top. Some analysts made a case for the Xbox 360, propelled by the release of Halo 3, while others estimated that the Wii […]
