Archive for December, 2007
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
What’s Going On?
A belated metaphor for the holidays: it is better to give than receive.
There used to be updates around here. For some reason they just stopped. There’s a lot of blame to go around for it. Fortunately, unlike most websites, Danger Dance is about accountability. If someone isn’t doing their job, you, the reader, have the […]
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Friday, December 7th, 2007
Glucoboy, the Videogame that Wants Your Blood
According to HippocraTech, as reported by Joystiq, a new game called Glucoboy is set to forever change the standards of what the normal gamer expects from their videogame, that is, to ask for blood in order to play it.
The game, compatible with GameBoy Advance and the DS Lite, is intended to make monitoring glucose levels […]
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Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
File Under R for Retard
At some point during a conversation I was having with a thirty-something father of two, this was said:
You know that guy who writes all those games, Tom Clancy? Man! That guy must be rich.
Apparently, the gentleman hadn’t heard that Tom Clancy actually writes novels and did not, in fact, program Splinter Cell. He was so […]
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
Kane and Lynch: Dead Men
If the thought ever crosses your mind that a game might not be that great now but it could get better as it goes along, feel free to punch yourself and any loved ones that agree squarely in the face. Don’t worry. You have our permission. Why are we warning you about this kind of […]
