Archive for January, 2008
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
Saw the Game
At a recent press event, Brash Entertainment announced plans of releasing a game based on the ridiculously violent movie franchise, Saw, to be released sometime around October 9th, 2009. Many are speculating this gore-fest will serve up some of the same delights as Manhunt before it, specifically, boat-loads of super-violence.
This, of course, can be fun, […]
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Monday, January 21st, 2008
Martin Luther King Day
Today, as we celebrate the life of a man who had a dream, we should seriously reflect on if that dream included sitting around in your underpants and playing videogames all day, because if it did, then consider the dream fulfilled. I don’t want to take too much credit for single handedly fulfilling the prophetic […]
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Friday, January 11th, 2008
Assassin’s Creed (Xbox 360)
From the makers of Prince of Persia, which I really liked, comes Assassin’s Creed, an “epic” action/adventure game, which I really didn’t.
No Comments » - Posted in Review by David
Thursday, January 10th, 2008
Round 1: Will Wright
If anyone has been wondering if they could take Will Wright in a fight, even if he had a bionic arm, that question has been officially answered.
After watching about thirty seconds of this video, I knew that if I ever fought Will Wright, his pasty, white ass would be hamburger meat. While Will Wright […]
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Friday, January 4th, 2008
Xbox Live is a Bitch. A Dirty Bitch.
Perhaps you’ve noticed that over the last several weeks it has been unnecessarily difficult to sign on to Xbox Live. It seems the rash of new users over the holidays brought the system to its knees, quicker than a whore with arthritis. Microsoft was completely caught off guard by the fact that people not only […]
