The DS looks huge in her tiny hands.

In Japan over 4 million people have pre-ordered an attachment that allows the Nintendo DS to receive TV signals. What does Japan call the more than 4 million people who are excited about watching TV on a 3-inch screen? In America we’d call them retards, but in Japan? They probably just call them Japanese.

All 4 million people could fit into an average downtown Tokyo apartment building, since, due to population density, they stack people like they’re crossing the Middle Passage over there. It could serve as a good experiment to test the effects of bombarding DS TV beams on humans, as everyone in the building simultaneously tunes in their DS to the nation’s most popular sadistic game show, “Super Crotch Violence Happy Hour!” Over a period of time, it would be interesting to observe what kind of horrible things would go wrong with them, besides, obviously, whatever God’s already inflicted.

[via Joystiq]