Have you been to the official homepage of NFL star and former Heisman Trophy winner Reggie Bush, recently? You probably know it under the name 1up.com. Hurry. You might miss the festivities.

He's everywhere.

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It’s like Black Waldo, except if all of the other people on the page were Black Waldo too. How many times can you count B.W., or, as most know him, NFL star Reggie Bush? I spy Reggie Bush four times, not counting the crudely drawn marker versions.

My only question is how can Danger Dance become his new official homepage? I guess, more importantly, how can we get that big check Adidas paid out to have 1up be his homepage? We’re more than willing to have our page turned into a tribute to New Orleans Saints superstar running back, Reggie Bush, and we’re probably willing to do it for cheaper. Not a lot cheaper — we have standards — but somewhat cheaper.

On top of that, we’ll credit all of our content as if it were written by Reggie Bush himself. 1up won’t do that for you, will they? Will they make him their official mascot for the rest of his life, or as long as the checks keep coming? I doubt it. We’ll even make our tag line “Nothing is Impossible”, a clever anagram of your ad campaign’s “Impossible is Nothing”. Think of it as something extra for the smart readers out there to notice.

Let us know, Reggie Bush, sponsored by Adidas. It won’t be long before we’re definitively the #1 website for making people involved with all facets of videogames feel bad about themselves. Catch this rising wave!